What is Garrison Goggles?
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in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...
Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
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The bigmac slap is where you get a morbidly obese person to eat 5 Bigmacs and then to slap his man tits continuously on a womans face.
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The best last name ever made! Syrup and joy and butter oh my!
Yo dawg I wish my last name was Butterworth.
See butterworth, syrup, but..
