What is Garrison Goggles?
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in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...
Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
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A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.
Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a sal..
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spread the legs insert a finger
i symphonamasized her
to engage in the act of symphonamasization
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