Garron Edit Meaning

1.

Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNTwould always say. Such as in this video:

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".

Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.

Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?

Paul: garron

See ok, yes, wicked, safe

2.

Argentine Slang.

when an specific situation sucks.

i went out to this guy, he was so boring the date was a garron!

Nobody went to the party, it was a total garron

I'm back to college, what a garron!

Que garron man!!

See sucks, lousy, horrible, boring, terrible

3.

Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.

Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Garrons, which sounds similar to "seen-your garrons"

"Man, that guy has a big garron."

"I know, it was in my ass last night."

See cock, shaft, big