What is Garrotting The Turkey?

1.

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
65

Random Words:

I Don't Cur
1. A mispronounciation of "I don't Care," as spoken by P. Diddy's fuckboy Chopper on his show "Makin' Da Band..
Read more
Shaddup
1. An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!" "Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trol..
Read more
Ebolla
1. was used in a clip from "Mad Tv" -The Bomb That butt was ebolla!..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free