What is Garrotting The Turkey?

1.

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
65

Random Words:

Frumfy
1. little spock with floofy frumpers boy, that acid left me feeling really frumfy today. I'd better go shopping for cheese soon. Se..
Read more
Gooly
1. 1. noun; testicle 2. noun; Unapologetically Pathetic Loser. 1. Ow! I just got kicked in the goolies! 2. Wow, that guy is a real gooly..
Read more
W.w.f.d.?
1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free