What is Garrotting The Turkey?

1.

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
65

Random Words:

Marambo
1. The third derivative of a Cactus Shadows High School Football/Calculus god, with the ability to concoct magic. "Holy fuck! Marambo..
Read more
Butt Tits
1. A term to describe a whiner, slacker or someone who generally lacks common sense. Or someone who has birth marks, zits or a tattoo on th..
Read more
Lolwell
1. Term used to describe a useless spell for the Priest class in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The actuall spell name is Lightwell, hoewver..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free