What is Garrotting The Turkey?

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Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
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