What is Garrotting The Turkey?


1.

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!


65

Random Words:

1. The UG (United Gods) was created in the 60's in order to establish who had power over the various dominions of the earth+. The comp..
1. This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah! w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs See Brian..
1. A woman who enjoys insertion in any/all of the predominant three sexual orifices (orifi?). Not neccesarily derogatory, but not polite d..