What is Garrotting The Turkey?

1.

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbatingor no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
65

Random Words:

Overstoned
1. adjective; being in a state of excessive intoxication or overly altered by narcotics Want another hit? No way man,I a'm overstone..
Read more
Intelligise
1. to make intelligent of platitudes I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discov..
Read more
Cock-ass
1. One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free