What is Gart?
1.
1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted
2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.
3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
Ha Ha you got GARTED!
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2.
Verb: to gart
When one farts whilst gagging on the shaft and/or balls of a cock.
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Tom: "Dude I chilled with Jenny last night and we were fuckin, when all of a sudden she started suckin my dick."
Slater: "Thats sick bro I heard she gives great brain!"
Tom: "It was good...until she garted. That shit smelled so bad. Instant de-chubber brah."
Slater: "Wow...that shits fubar."
See fart , gag , deepthroat , fubar , blowjob
3.
to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
"that kid completely garts our style"
See steal , bite , theft , stolen , bogart
4.
Substitute this for any particular curse word...preferably the "F" word
"Gart!"
"Gart you!"
"Dude, he garted all over the place"
"Gart off!"
"Gart stick!"
"Gart on it"
See fuck , shit , piss , ass , cock , bastard , bitch , damn , cunt , curse , profanity , swear , anger , substitute , fall out boy
5.
A gaseous emittance (related to a fart ) that has been heavily dosed with large amounts of garlic ingested the previous evening (commonly along with toxic amounts of alcohol).
God damn Miguel, one more gart and we can open a pizzeria!
See fart , garlic , hangover , stench
6.
GART = Gay Art
Any creative thing or moment. Paintings, jewelry, haircuts and even dance moves can be considered gart .
It's too pretty to be done by someone straight.
To over-do or be elaborate.
"Come look Susie! This lavender and peach wall hanging is on sale! It is the perfect gart to go with the purple couch."
"Issac Mizrahi has come up with a new gart skirt for this summer. It has his face painted all over it a'la Andy Warhol."
Posing nude can be considered a form of gart .
Anything overdone. As in: "She was SO gart with her flamingo pink fake nails"
See fancy
7.
Exclamation of joy, similar to 'Huzzah!'
Hooray!
Tom: "Dude I chilled with Jenny last night and we were fuckin, when all of a sudden she started suckin my dick."
Slater: "Thats sick bro I heard she gives great brain!"
Tom: "It was good...until she garted. That shit smelled so bad. Instant de-chubber brah."
Slater: "Wow...that shits fubar."
"that kid completely garts our style"
"Gart!"
"Gart you!"
"Dude, he garted all over the place"
"Gart off!"
"Gart stick!"
"Gart on it"
God damn Miguel, one more gart and we can open a pizzeria!
"Come look Susie! This lavender and peach wall hanging is on sale! It is the perfect
"Issac Mizrahi has come up with a new
Posing nude can be considered a form of
Anything overdone. As in: "She was SO
Hooray!
