Gartelman

What is Gartelman?

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A term used to describe a person that exceeds the normal douchebag status. A gartelman is normally a frequent liar and, in many cases, dates freshman sluts.

The term "gartelman" can only be used to describe a person that is seen on a regular basis and that is a very large piece of douche that cannot be ignored.

"Joe, quit being such a gartelman"

See douchenozzle, douchebag, doucherod, toolbox, toolshed
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