Garth Mongrel

What is Garth Mongrel?

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper

When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

See mongrel, half mast, semi

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