What is Garunz?
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A shortend version of garunteed, used when something is really good. Can also be a replacement for any word, used because you feel like saying GARUNZ!
Mostly used by chavs/townies/nutters/jesus
Example 1-
Man: Check this out... Points at something really fantasmic (see fantasmic)
Jesus: ah Garunz!
Example 2- (when you just feel like saying garunz)
Jesus: Oi you! Check out the size of my garunz!
Man: Garunz!
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