What is Gary Coleman?
1.
the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".
person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?
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2.
The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.
"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."
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A Century stand, aka a "C-stand," is a device commonly used in photography and filmmaking to support lights, flags, etc.
A standard C-stand is 40 inches high. A Gary Coleman refers to the 20-inch variety, for use when space is at a premium.
Hey, tell that PA over there to grab me six of those Gary Colemans and a jelly doughnut.
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4.
A very large bowl movement.
Man, who left that giant gary coleman in the toilet and didn't flush?
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5.
A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."
"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."
Or in the opposite;
"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."
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6.
A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.
Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.
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A washed-up deadbeat midget child star (Arnold, Diff'rent Strokes ) whom nobody likes. 39 years old. Still a virgin . Has a micropenis . Loves to make lame ass jokes out of his own pitiful life on television commercials, which nobody laughs at but himself. Kill yourself, Coleman. You're not funny and not even your family likes you.
Gary Coleman is shorter than my penis.
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Gary Coleman is shorter than my penis.
