What is Gary Ewing?
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The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.
"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.
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A booty call in email format instead of over the phone.
Have you heard from the new guy?
Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! ..
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A made up drug its rubbish
I got completely off my spunky backpack on quackcandle and now i feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon
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