What is Gary Fact?
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To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.
Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Gary Fact Example 1
Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."
Everyone else - "Idiot..."
Example 2
Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."
Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
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