Gary Roberts

What is Gary Roberts?

1.

NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.

Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!

There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.

They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

See pittsburgh penguins, gary, roberts, badass, death, destruction, apocalypse, killing

2.

At the tender age of 42 he is the roughest player in the NHL history will drop the gloves with anyone usually with kids young enough to be his son and still kick their ass...his eyes can also pierce your soul.

Gary Roberts is so badass he lost his virginity before his dad did.

See gary, roberts, hardcore, badass, wwgrd
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