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The best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworldseries.
He lives behind his keyboard in Wiltshire, trying despe..
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Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.
Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?
See chalkasian..
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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up ..