Gascoigne

What is Gascoigne?


1.

Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.

"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"

2.

90's term to cry like a baby

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