What is Gascoigne?
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Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.
"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"
"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"
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90's term to cry like a baby
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(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
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When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.
I had so much trouble getting my girlf..
