Gasoline Edit Meaning

1.

Gasoline: Hostile

Gasolinism: Hostility

Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile

GASOLINE SCALE:

0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".

SITUATION 1-

Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!

Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?

Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!

Java: All right then. (leaves)

Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?

SITUATION 2-

Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.

Java: So, how Gasoline is she?

Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!

Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...

Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!

See Java

2.

What americans call petroleum.

American: Imma fill mah car up with gas!

British: You're commiting suicide?

See Gumba Gumba

3.

a favored drink by many, it comes in a few flavors, octane 87, octane 89,octane 91 and octane 94.

Man, hook me up with some gasoline

4.

the liquid you pour on a campfire to get it started. make sure you pour a lot and stand back when you throw the match in.

i poured too much gas on the fire. when geoff threw the match in it, it almost burned miller.

See gspot

5.

An energy drink, specifically "Lost Energy", used for late night gaming.

Brian bought Cordell some gasoline so he could play more PS3.

See lost, energy drink, ps3, night

6.

The flammable liquid used to burn things.

Nathaniel poored the gasoline on the fire.

See Arthur Dent

7.

Often shortened to gas. The oil-based substance on which most vehiclesrun and have run since 1900. Unfortunately, gasoline is polluting and expels harmful chemicals when burned such as carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and ozone. While many consider gas prices to be high, note that bottled water costs way more than gasoline ever did, and nobody complains about its price. Although harmful in the short run, high gas prices will lead to a reduction in environmentally unfriendly SUVs and a shift to fuel-efficient or alternatively fueled cars (note, however, that high gas prices can be difficult or impossible to cope with during the current recession).

Many people fill their tanks with gasoline during their commute.

See gas, gasoline, car, solar, electric, fuel, suv