Gasping For Breath

What is Gasping For Breath?


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When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

See flush, gasping, breath, turd head


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