Gastard

What is Gastard?


1.

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

See bastard, gay, faggot, homo, man

2.

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.

Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.

Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.

Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!

Smart Person: Gastard

See retard, idiot, turd, moron, schmuck

3.

Short for Gay Bastard

Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street

Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!

See gay, bastard, glastard


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