What is Gastard?
1.
A gay bastard.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.
Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!
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2.
Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
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3.
Short for Gay Bastard
Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street
Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!
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