What is Gastric Lube Job?
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When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
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When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johns..