Gastrology

What is Gastrology?

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

See astrology, zodiac, ass, booty

Peteing

1. It's doing a shit then smearing your turd all over a rentboys arse, and then fucking the turd into them. Hadden really gave that g..

Fontuque

1. the patch of skin between your asshole and ball-sac, also known as a grundle bitches have really small fontuque (fawn-tuke) cuz of thei..

Zito

1. Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his hornywife Zito: "Will you go home now?" Wife:" DammitZito, of course..

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