Gastrology

What is Gastrology?

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

See astrology, zodiac, ass, booty

Perq

1. Short for "perquisite," meaning a fringe benefit or bonus, especially one due to someone in a particular job. Alternately spel..

Isaac Suh Hair

1. multicolored hair with stained scalp... I better not dye my hair blue because it might look like "ISAAC SUH HAIR"...

Toime

1. Indicates that it is time for the group to act. Should only be used when nessessary. It's pissin' tiome! Money tiome? I ha..

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