Gastrology

What is Gastrology?

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

See astrology, zodiac, ass, booty

Zirf

1. Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposi..

Virgen

1. How a dumb-ass spells "virgin" "people who has never had sex, but pretend they are not virgens by saying they did some g..

Attagirl

1. a girl that is awesome, meaning "that-a-girl" or "what-a-girl", also see shiznit. Paula is such an attagirl. See s..

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