Gastrology

What is Gastrology?

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

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Ghost Wood

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Nits

1. An acronym that stands for "Not In That Sense". Mostly used to disambiguate a word or a sentence containing a sexual innuendo ..

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