Gastronomica

What is Gastronomica?


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The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.

> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at myspace/fecalspectrum <

See farting, forced, harmonica, gastronomical


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