What is Gastronomica?
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The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at myspace/fecalspectrum <
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1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytellin..
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To have anal sex with an overweight woman.
My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.
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