What is Gasturbation?
1.
The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
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2.
(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm
"Son, I think it's time we talk about gasturbation."
"Matthew?!?! How could have been gasturbating in PE today!??!"
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