Gasturbation

What is Gasturbation?

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.

Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation

See gas, fuel, pump, cheap, broke

(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm

"Son, I think it's time we talk about gasturbation."

"Matthew?!?! How could have been gasturbating in PE today!??!"

See fart, anus, masturbation, jagging

Javadyke

1. An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house. Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke. See java, dyke, lesbian, coffee, ..

Zifter

1. Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games. When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry. ..

Ztk

1. Zero Tolerance Killers: A public game server which hosts an elite group of counter strike players, which are some of the best players on..

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