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A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge
"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"
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Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played hi..
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Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a han..