Gatekeeper

What is Gatekeeper?


1.

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingmanthe gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

2.

When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.

(in club)

Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?

gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.

Alice- Yes i do...

Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)

Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper

See gatekeeper, gate, keeper, fat, ugly, obese

3.

The gatekeeper is a woman who is either petty, fat or ugly (or a combination of the three) that will forbid access to interaction with the other women in the group. She will be the unofficial spokeswoman, denying all to get close enough to work their charms on the other women... and she must be taken out, by any means necessary! usually, the wingmanwill take out this cock blocker, but if she is not diverted, no one is getting any action. best accomplished with ego stroking, feigned interest and extra alcohol (pending on how unattractive she is, you may need it for yourself). the man who falls on this live grenade doesn't buy drinks that night or the next guys night out.

me and the fellas were at the sports bar, and saw thse sexy ass girls, but the damn gatekeeper was cock blocking like she was on the All Madden team! I ended up with the short straw and had to take out the gatekeeper this time.

See cockblock, wingman, hater, hookup

4.

keeper of gates

gatekeeper is the keeper of gates

See gatekeeper


31

Random Words:

1. The best band to ever exist. They create subliminal messages that would make your older brother curl up in a corner and cry from fright...
1. A name given to the coolest man alive, so basically it can only be given to one person because there can only be one of the coolest man...
1. the act of trying to be cool when you look stupid doing it and/or are not cool by any means. that max was surely being a mr cool guy th..
Book Banner