Gates Of Mordor

What is Gates Of Mordor?

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

See vagina, moomah, muff

Kinderpimp

1. Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp..

Man Laws

1. 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth ..

Low Res

1. When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalo..

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