Gates Paradox

What is Gates Paradox?

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

See microsoft, computer, nerd, bill gates, reboot

Jobroni

1. A jobroni gets the job done, but the job is not usually considered desirable. In wrestling the job is making the other wrestler look goo..

Duplicitous

1. Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior and/or speech. Trickery, two facedness, purposeful deception. "You are ..

Ho-cializing

1. what a prostitute does when she's working; she's not socializing because she's in it for the money, she's HO-cializi..

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