Gates Paradox

What is Gates Paradox?

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

See microsoft, computer, nerd, bill gates, reboot

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