Gates Paradox

What is Gates Paradox?

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

See microsoft, computer, nerd, bill gates, reboot

Quest For Fire

1. To initiate sexual intercourse with an unsuspecting female who is bent over exposing her entry points. This is best exemplified in the ..

On The Nut

1. Holding one accountable. You're on the nut for delivering that revenue target. See nut, on, the, delivery..

Point Job

1. To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making ..

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