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When you take a huge shit in a tube sockand beat someone with the sock filled with poop.
If you don't shut your mouth real quick y..
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...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
Ugly beyond..
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After being a television meteorologist for 18 years, I needed a new title as I moved into doing traffic reports on the radio. For the fe..