What is Gauge Fuck?
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1. When gay men gauge their penis and have sexual intercourse through the gauged hole because no vagina is available.
2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.
1. "hey lets gauge fuck tonight!"
2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"
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Just too much for words to adequately express, epecially in cases of gross stupidity or ignorance.
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