Gauze Edit Meaning

1. (v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice. Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?..

1. almost a hard onbut not quite whats the difference between a light on and a hard on? Have you ever tried to sleep with a light on?..

1. The act of being so obliviatedly drunk that you lose all control of known actions including loss of all emotions and known accomplises. ..