What is Gavitron?
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Properly known as "The Gavitron", The Gavitron is a man bestowed with great powers of seduction and intrigue. His quick rise to fame was predicted by few, and admired by most. Always the star of the party, show, or scene; All the ladies want him, only the best can have him.
The Gavitron meets an Australian Girl:
Gavitron: Pleased to meet you, I'm The Gavitron.
Girl: Gavitron? Isn't that a carnival ride? I've ridden that before.
Gavitron: No. You're thinking about the GRavitron. But If you ever want to ride The Gavitron, Just let me know.
Later that night, She did.
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