Gay Baby

What is Gay Baby?


1.

Rumor has it that every time there is an awkward silence in a conversation, a gay baby is born.

Jimmy: Yeah so that is what I did with myself last night.

Sarah: Umm....

(Awkward Silence)

Jimmy: Gay Baby!!!!!

See awkward silence, pause, break, baby, born, strange, quiet, silencio, stop

2.

Noun. A baby, or infant, that is possessed with homosexual tendencies from the moment that he exits the womb and thus begins his life. No matter what, this baby is doomed to a life of butt-fucking and the eternally irreversible label of "fag." A gay man can change his ways, but a gay baby . . . .there's simply no turning back when you're a gay baby.

When the doctor slapped little baby Johnny's butt, he turned his tiny, wet, newborn head and grinned with sheer delight. There was simply no mistaking it: Little Johnny was a gay baby.

See gay, fag, queer, baby, toddler

3.

Used to describe an arkward silence in conversation.

"Every Arkward silence, A gay baby is born" is how the saying supposedly goes.

"ooo, a gay baby was just born"

See gay, baby, silence, arkward, born, General Spoon

4.

when someone pees into the butt of someone else a gay baby is made. women can do it too using funnels.

dude, lauren had sex last night and had a gay baby.

See pee, butt, gaybaby

5.

After two men participate in anal sex, the man who received the sex then goes for a crap. the semen covered crap is thus known as a 'Gay baby'

Oh crap man, I was goin' through my brothers room and I found me a gay baby.

Oh god damn, last night I walked past this house and this gay baby came flying out of nowhere.

See poop, gay sex, woot


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