Gay Card

What is Gay Card?


1.

The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

I haven't seen Rent yet and I can't make quiche, so take away my gay card.

See gay, rent, quiche, gaydar

2.

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

See gay, straight, metrosexual

3.

Usually an insult said to someone slightly slow. After being told they have dropped their gay card, the victim looks down, as if looking for it, thereby announcing to the world he's gay.

Matt "Hey Rob, you dropped your gay card."

Rob "Fuck You"

See gay card, card, gay, homo, faggot

4.

Used to trick someone into looking at the floor to find their "Gay Card" making them "Gay"

Me: Dude, you just dropped youre gay card. *Points at floor*

John: *Looks at floor*

Me: (Looks at others) See, I told you john was gay.

5.

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.

Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."

See gay card, aids, hiv, gay, gay man, faggot, dick sucker

6.

An imaginery card that when dropped by its holder,forces them to bend over in an effort to pick it up only to result in an erect penis being inserted into there anus(at great velocitys),mostly used as a treat ie:

"Dont fuck with me or youll be dropping that gay card if u know what i mean"

"Next time you pwn me that bad, gay card hits the floor"


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