What is Gay Rod?
1.
A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.
GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?
2.
an idiotic person; used when someone gets on ones nerves and/or does or says something stupid
"Shut up Josh! You are not funny, you gay rod!"
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3.
Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".
The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.
Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.
Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.