What is Gay Torpedo?
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Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.
Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!
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Urine that is a bright neon yellow-green from taking tons of vitamins
You should have seen my Vitama-piss this morning, it was so brigh..