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masturbating
I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video..
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Getting road head in a lowered car while going down a bumpy road. The poor ride quality of the car will cause the blow job giver to suck..
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the act of searching UD for people you suspect are submitting words about you
J spends his days playing Urb-and-seek looking for those ..