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an extremely overplayed song by James Blunt, which isnt even that good anyway.
#1: Have you heard "You're Beautiful"?
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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..
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Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Frida..