What is Gaygot?
1.
A play on the word "faggot".
Sean was once walking down the street, when a rather large man decided to walk past him in such a manner that they collided in an almost comedic fashion, but one that was most unpleasant to Sean. Upon this rude interruption of his peaceful walking, Sean, angered by the other man's previous impolite trajectory, shouted in his ears, "Gaygot!"
Neither knew what this meant.
The fat man then pushed Sean into oncoming traffic killing him instantly. Then immediately the Enterprise came raining out of the sky like liquid death drowning the fat man in his own semen and then exploding, killing everyone in the immediate vicinity, and outwards, including everyone in Great Britain for some reason.
Riker cried because of this.
The end.
