Gayjohn No Mates

What is Gayjohn No Mates?


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A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

See gayj, loser, loner, billy no mates, billy, twat, fag, john, toilet, geek, yawn


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