What is Gayjohn No Mates?
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A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
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performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.
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leet(1337) binary style !
Omg, that headshot was totally 010100111001 man.
See 1337, 539, leet, l33t, binary..
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blingin' to the max, glittery, glamorous, hot, pimp, better than everyone else...
"yo... look at shortly over thurr...lookin&..
