What is Gaylord Perry?
1.
When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.
My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.
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2.
Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry
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3.
During foreplay, the act of spitting on your hand before you finger a girl. This is typically followed by a look of disgust/bewilderment from the girl on the receiving end.
Dave tried to bust out the 'ole Gaylord Perry on Julie last night. She immediately told him to never to do that again and go wash his hands. Dave then told the story to his friends who still to this day laugh about said incident.
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