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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
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The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...
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Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomi..