What is Gayness?
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1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term
1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.
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Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.
Man, today some Gayness happened.
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A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.
You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?
dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.
dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
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added definition because the other definitions are cool as well
Scotland use for that
i Came up with this first Siobhan
PS this does not emply that gay people are bad it just sound natural
"i failed my maths test"
"that Gayness"
5.
Someone who acts with gayness. Usually this person goes by the name of Alex.
"woah thats such gayness, Alex must be around"
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Its self explainatory.
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A word that pisses me off because it isn't a real word. The word that should be used is "gaiety." "Gayety" also works.
People are probably going to think I have great gaiety for posting this definition.
