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The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.
"Man, do you wax your zucchini lin..
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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a ..
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When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche her..