What is Gaypron?
1.
A cloth that a homosexual man uses to keep semen off his clothes while performing sexual favors.
Shaun never leaves home without his gaypron.
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2.
Any apron that a grocery bagger is forced to wear.
"It would be a perfect job, if not for the gaypron."
Note: This is just a word I've made for my work apron. It is not popularized.