Gayrod Edit Meaning

1.

Alex Rodriguez - variation of his common nick of "ARod". Most likely coined when his usage of lip balm looked a lot like lipstick. Came into wide usage (outside of NY) after his illegal swipe at the pitcher in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS.

"It figures Gayrod would try to cheat"

2.

1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.

2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.

See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard

Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.

See Bob Vila

3.

a term used toward someone named jared in a joking matter.

the kid who uses this term is probably a dingus.

pass me the ball gayrod.

shut up dingus

See jared, gay, rod, dingus, jerad

4.

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.