What is Gaystasis?
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is the property of a system, especially a human, which regulates its internal environment so as to maintain a stable, constant gay condition
After watching a game of baseball, Marc bought a Cher cd, Brokeback Mountain and a new messenger bag in order to maintain his gaystasis.
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A misunderstanding of the phrase "for the win", which can be used similarly.
Also it's the infamous battle cry of river ..