What is Gaywood?
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An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned. Culprits include Chris(cleaner), Security guards, Phil Mitchell and the 2nd floor.
Chris: Good old Gaywood in the corner, place wouldn't be the same without him!
Leggie: Damn straight!!
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When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.
Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.
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