Gaywood

What is Gaywood?

1.

An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned. Culprits include Chris(cleaner), Security guards, Phil Mitchell and the 2nd floor.

Chris: Good old Gaywood in the corner, place wouldn't be the same without him!

Leggie: Damn straight!!

See wood, portsmouth, university, burrell

2.

When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.

Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.

See hbo, better than sex
20

Random Words:

Erektus
1. Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts. After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erekt..
Read more
Retardacity
1. A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior. Using a soldering iron to fix a broken..
Read more
Zavala
1. A Mexican of short stature who is extremely perverted in nature. Sometimes they drive white econolines and sometimes wear pink braces to..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free