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While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus maki..
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1. When you have a girlfriend that works at mcdonald's.
2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because..
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the ability to drink when other responsibilities outweigh ones ability to party, which happens infrequently
nick and his baby and wifey..