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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.
Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.
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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
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