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When your girlfriends cunt smells like fish and you dip your fingers in vegemite and rub her pussy before oral sex in order to improve t..
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The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.
I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a..
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Character from the UK TVseries Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer
I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never don..