G-don Edit Meaning

1. When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it. I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid..

1. When one person has played so much zelda their dick ceases to work. Bork: Damn. i got zeldik Dave: What? Bork: I played so much zeld..

1. although he was crazy, you find yourself agreeing with everything he says no matter how cruel or crazy it sounds, why do you do this? be..