What is Ge Cafe?
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A bloated and bulbous creature that came from the outer reaches of space. This creature enjoys sticking foreign objects up it's waste disposal hole in order to gross out those who anger it. The GE Cafe also enjoys viewing horrible sketch comedy shows and annoying those who post on internet messageboards
So I saw the GE Cafe creature and it was hideous. The thing had a penis shaped metal rod coming out of it's rear end! Plus it's tits sagged down so low to the ground that they looked like another pair of legs
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What the tea boy gets told if he starts to argue abotu making the coffee.
"No, I'm not. I made it already"
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