Gear Smear

What is Gear Smear?

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

See gear, window, dink, tea bagging, teabag

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