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Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.
One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
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How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.
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The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.
"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whippe..